This is one of those few forwards that are actually good. Thanks to my wife who forwarded it to me after she got it from a friend.
You know you’re an Arab when:
– Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if you’re in the next room.
– You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it’s normal.
– You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport.
– You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone’s house.
– You say bye 17 times on the phone.
– Your parents still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls.
– Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
– You always say “open the light” instead of “turn the light on”.
– You’ve had a shoe thrown at you by your mother.