Category: Fun, Funny or Weird

Top 10 Things To Do During An Exam

1. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand any of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who are you? Where’s the regular guy?”

2. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

3. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.

4. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag you away.

5. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

6. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas. “If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

7. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

8. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

9. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.

10. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

[Source: 50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam]

‘Cool Mom’ gets 30 years for sex parties

A woman who authorities said had sex with high school boys during alcohol- and drug-fueled parties has been sentenced to 30 years in prison, US officials said.

Silvia Johnson, 41, described herself to investigators as a “cool mom” who “was never popular with classmates in high school” and who was beginning to feel like one of the group.

Authorities said Johnson held parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004. They said Johnson provided drugs and alcohol to eight boys and had sex with five of them.

Cool mom?!
Just when you think you’ve heard the stupidest thing yet, something like this comes along…

[Via: CNN]

Official Language of the European Union

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the language is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with”z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

looooool…
hilarious….

[Via: Evil Drako]

Wall Of Breasts

Wendy Rameckers, a Dutch designer, has created a wall of fake breasts to help male shoppers buy bras that fit their wives or girlfriends.

“Most men have a selective memory,” she explained. “They know all about their car, but never seem to know their wife’s bra size.

“When trying to buy a sexy bra for their wife or girlfriend, usually they point to other women in the shop or, when asked about size, they say a ‘handful’.”

The wall consists of rows of silicon breasts in all sizes. By look and touch, male shoppers can work out the right size, she says.

Interesting concept…
What this designer doesn’t know though is that this shop is some men’s idea of heaven…

[Via: Sabbah]
[Source: Ananova]

Bored?

Bored out of your mind?
Think you have absolutely nothing to do?
Here’s a list of things you can do when you feel that bored…

My favourites are:
– Use your secret mind power
– Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
– Push your eyes for interesting light show
– Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it’s a cliff

Read the rest here.

[Via: 2:48AM]

Happy Viagra Eid?!

Pharmacists across the Middle East are increasing their stocks of Viagra after reporting significant sales increases for the drug over the Eid El-Fitr festival in previous years.

Figures reveal that during the holiday period, a time when families gather to celebrate Eid, pharmacists have seen a three-fold rise in demand for Viagra, the leading erectile dysfunction (ED) medication which is manufactured by Pfizer.

The trend is common throughout the Middle East, with pharmacists in Egypt, Jordan, Lebanon, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman and Qatar all noting similar sales patterns.

Interesting way to celebrate the Eid…
So we can be expecting a lot of squeaky beds throughout the Middle East these upcoming days 😛

[Via: Sabbah]
[Source: Al Bawaba]