Category: Fun, Funny or Weird

Breast Boosting Ringtones

A Japanese guru claims to have invented a mobile phone ring tone that can help women’s breasts to grow bigger.

Hideto Tomabechi’s Rockmelon tone registered more than 10,000 downloads in the first week alone.

He claims his ring tone has “sounds that make the brain and body move unconsciously”.

Tomabechio calls the subliminal breast booster a kind of “positive brainwashing” and says it draws on his teachings of the “powers of cognitive science”.

One satisfied user told Japanese media: “I listened to the tune for a week expecting all the time that I was being duped. But, incredibly, my 34-inch bust grew to 35 inches. It was awesome.”

Tomabechi says he’s now planning other ring tones to help people quit smoking, combat baldness and attract a mate.

Source: Ananova

LOL…
With the whole bust upsizing obsession going on in the world these days, this guy would make a fortune selling these ringtones 😛

A curious question though, what happens if a guy uses these ringtones?

The True Mowgli

A Mowgli-like wild boy who appears to have been raised by a dog since he was three months old has been discovered living in a remote part of Siberia seven years after he was abandoned by his parents.

Andrei Tolstyk was discovered three weeks ago by social workers who wondered why the seven-year-old had not enrolled at his local school in the beautiful Siberian region of Altai.

Deprived of human contact for so long, Andrei could not talk and had adopted many dog-like traits, including walking on all fours, biting people, sniffing his food before he ate it and general feral behaviour.

In an extraordinary case of life imitating art, Andrei, like Rudyard Kipling’s fictional Mowgli in ‘The Jungle Book’, had spent almost his entire youth in the company of animals.

According to the local press, his existence had been forgotten.

[Via: Sabbah]
[Source: New Zealand Herald]

WOW.
This is amazing.
I’d never believe something like this could happen!

How to tell if you are adopted

Another funny forward from my old inbox, lol.

Hey, Kids!
Sometimes it’s hard to figure out whether “Mom” and “Dad” are your actual parents. Here are some things to look out for that mean you were adopted:

– You’re not allowed to get a trampoline.
– Other family members enjoy foods that taste “yucky” to you.
– You’re made to sleep in your own private room, sequestered from the rest of the family.
– Mom and Dad find occasions once or twice a year to shower you with gifts, so you won’t feel so bad about being abandoned by your real parents.
– You don’t remember your parents bringing you home from the hospital when you were born.
– Your parents call each other by names other than “Mommy” and “Daddy” to conceal their true identity.
– Your parents don’t let you go out at night, when your real parents might try to steal you back.
– Only adopted, or “rejected,” children have to brush their teeth.
– You don’t have the same eye and hair color as your parents, and you’re not the same height.
– Your parents sometimes go into their room and shut the door

Boyfriend Pillow

Man Pillow

Single women in Japan have been offered the ultimate bedtime mate: he won’t stay out late, he doesn’t snore and he won’t hog the doona.

Women of all ages have reportedly been rushing to buy their very own Boyfriend Arm Pillow – a snuggly alternative to the real thing.

Manufacturers say lonely hearts have been queueing around the block to snap up their own faux-boyfriend.

He comes with his own shirts for those who miss fussing over their man and one model has a vibrating alarm function to gently shake their sleeping beauty awake.

And for the boys who feel left out – a limited edition Girlfriend Arm Pillow is also on the way.

LOL…
Some people are just so creative, you have to admire their ideas…

[Source: News.com.au]

Falafel King

Falafel is an extremely popular meal in the Middle East, and actually one of the things I’m planning to eat when I’m in Jordan after a couple of days.

Anyway, this free flash game challenges you to become the Falafel King.

In the game, you are the person making the sandwiches and you have to be quick about it as the people in front of you multiply with different orders.
You’ll also have to deal with the angry customers and the flies 😛

A really nice and fun flash game.

[Via: Saudi Jeans]

12 tips from employees to managers to enhance their relationship

This is a list of 12 tips from employees to managers to enhance their relationship, lol.

Again, I found this while looking around my old emails. I’ve got gems in there, lol.

  • Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
  • If it’s really a “rush job,” run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps.
  • Always leave without telling anyone where you’re going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.
  • If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books or supplies, don’t open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors is good training.
  • If you give me more than one job to do, don’t tell me which is the priority. Let me guess.
  • Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do.
  • If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. Leaks like that could cost me a promotion.
  • If you don’t like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversation.
  • If you have special instructions for a job, don’t write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done.
  • Never introduce me to the people you’re with. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.
  • Be nice to me only when the job I’m doing for you could really change your life.
  • Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it’s nice to know someone is less fortunate.

I, Republican

Just like Asimov’s three laws of robotics, here are the three laws of Republicans:

  1. A Republican may not injure a corporation, or, through inaction, allow a corporation to come to harm.
  2. A Republican must obey the orders given it by corporations except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A Republican must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

This is simply hilarious, lol…
I love it…

[Via Billmon]