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Newborn Boy Tossed Out Car Window

In Florida, USA:

A newborn was tossed out a car window onto the grass beside a busy street Thursday afternoon, and the car sped off, authorities said.

Investigators were seeking the parents of the boy, whose umbilical cord was still attached when he was found by a woman passer-by. Doctors believe the infant was less than an hour old at the time.

The woman who rescued the baby who was inside a small plastic bag said she saw a man and woman arguing inside the vehicle.

[Source: ABC News]

Whoever did this, whether they’re the baby’s parents or someone else, are extremely horrible people. I really can’t imagine how anyone could do such a terrible thing to an innocent newborn baby.

Don’t they have any feelings at all?
Don’t they feel any respect for life?
Even animals wouldn’t do such a thing!

These people should be caught and thrown into jail for a very very long time.

Hi, Sexy… Let’s Do Your Taxes

Now, this is funny…

“Hi, sexy. Welcome to Intimate Encounters.”

Not exactly the kind of message you expect to hear in the middle of doing your taxes, but that’s just what some TurboTax customers are getting as they try to set up their state returns.

The message pops up when TurboTax Business users advance to their state tax return and decide they need to file for more than the single state return supported in the product. The message in the software tells them they can purchase software for additional states, at $30 each, online or by calling an 800 number.

That number goes straight to Intimate Encounters, which bills itself as “the exciting new way to go live, one-on-one, with hot…girls waiting to talk with you.” The pre-recorded message on the site makes no mention of tax preparation services, although you never know what you can get for 99 cents a minute.

[Via: CNet News]

LOL…
Now that’s a creative way to do taxes, don’t you think 😉
That way everyone would file their taxes and they’d actually be very happy about it, lol…

Man Begs Wife’s Forgiveness In $17,000 Ad

Hmmmm….

When five dozen roses didn’t work, an estranged husband took out a full-page $17,000 newspaper ad to ask his wife for forgiveness.

“Please believe the words in my letter, they are true and from my heart,” read the ad in Tuesday’s edition of The Florida Times-Union. “I can only hope you will give me the chance to prove my unending love for you. Life without you is empty and meaningless.”

Larry, who declined to give his last name, sent the $17,000 apology to Marianne, his wife of 17 years. She left him almost two weeks ago, he said.

Larry, who lives in Orlando, said his wife is staying with her parents near Jacksonville. But they blocked him from entering their gated community and she changed her cell phone number so he can’t contact her.

[Via: CNN]

Now, I know some people are gonna think this is so romantic, sweet and stuff. But I personally think it’s total madness!

This guy has obviously been watching way too many cheesy hollywood romance movies.

Ukrainian Hasn’t Slept In 20 Years

Weird stuff…

A 63-year-old man who hasn’t slept for more than two decades has been told there is nothing medically wrong with him by doctors.

Ukrainian Fyodor Nesterchuk from the town of Kamen-Kashirsky said the last time he managed to doze off was more than 20 years ago.

All attempts by doctors to put him to sleep have failed.

[Via: Ananova]

Sleeping is one of life’s pleasures that I enjoy the most.
If I weren’t able to sleep for 20 years, I’d most probably kill myself!

Bad Women-Driving Linked To Hormones

Now this is interesting…

Map reading and parking may prove difficult for some women because they were exposed to too little testosterone in the womb, researchers from the University of Giessen, Germany discovered.

The study, in the journal Intelligence, fuels the age-old male myth that women are deficient in these skills.

[Via: BBC News]

What do you women-drivers think?

I personally don’t think all women drive badly, it’s bad to generalize. But I have to admit that a lot of them suck when it comes to it.
Honestly, every single time some car does something stupid in front of me, the driver ends up being a woman 90% of the time if not more. A coincidence maybe? And maybe not 😛

Will Life Be Worth Living In 2000 AD?!

July 22, 1961, Weekend Magazine

What sort of life will you be living 39 years from now? Scientists have looked into the future and they can tell you.

You will be whisked around in monorail vehicles at 200 miles an hour and you will think nothing of taking a fortnight’s holiday in outer space. (I wish!).

At work, Dad will operate on a 24 hour week. The office will be air-conditioned with stimulating scents and extra oxygen – to give a physical and psychological lift. (Yeah Right!).

In commercial transportation, there will be travel at 1000 m.p.h. at a penny a mile. Hypersonic passenger planes, using solid fuels, will reach any part of the world in an hour. (Oh Yeah!).

Interesting Questions

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Continue reading Interesting Questions

25 Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew

1. Crying is blackmail.
2. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
3. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
4. Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Get rid of your cat.
6. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
8. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
9. You have too manyshoes.
10. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

Continue reading 25 Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew

Dead wife as a coffee table

Jeff Green is a 32 year old american, in Arizona, whose wife passed away.
Due to the great pain he suffered due to her death, he did something totally out of character for a normal and sane person.

He said, “I could no longer take the pain that my wife’s death caused me and I brought her back home.” This is where Jeff’s story takes a twisted turn.
His wife, Lucy, was born with a heart condition that cut her life at the young age of 29. Lucy’s last words to Jeff were, “We will meet again in heaven.” These words served of no consolation to Jeff’s despair.

At the funeral, in an act of desperation, Jeff decided that he would not let Lucy leave him. “I called the cemetary caretaker and explained my feelings. I spoke with the authorities and got special permission to take my wife home with me. They thought it was strange, but I was allowed to take her with me. I’d rather have her at home than seven feet under ground. Lucy had a great sense of humor and I’m sure she would appreciate being my coffee table.” Jeff ordered a special glass casing that eliminates the decomposition of a dead body. “It cost me about $6,000.00, but it was worth it.”

Some of his friends and relatives, filled with fear, stop visiting Jeff. His true friends respected his decision and continue visiting him. Some even coment that it is a nice piece of furniture.

Now if this guy isn’t a twisted sick freak, I don’t know what is!

Category: Fun, Funny or Weird