Category: Fun, Funny or Weird

Which religion is the right one for you?

Just came across this quiz that asks which religion is the right one for you?
After answering all the questions, I got this:

You scored as Islam. Your beliefs are most similar to those of Islam. Do more research on Islam and possibly consider taking the shahadah and officially becoming a Muslim, if you aren’t already.

Despite the actions of some – who go against the teachings of Islam – Islam is a religion of peace; the word “islam” means “peace through submission to God.” “Muslim” means “one who submits to God.” Islam is the third of the three Abrahamic faiths, and it shares much with Judaism in Christianity; its differences are the acceptance of Muhammad as the last and final prophet, and the oneness of God – in other words, that Jesus, though he was a revered prophet, was not in fact God, and only one God exists. Apparently the Taliban could not read (though their name means “students”), because the Qur’an states that men and women are equal as believers, and that all believers should be educated and seek knowledge. Modesty in dress and behavior is required in Islam for both men and women to preserve the values of society and move the emphasis from superificial appearance to intelligence, knowledge, and God.

Islam
88%
Buddhism
58%
Judaism
50%
Satanism
42%
Paganism
38%
Christianity
25%
Hinduism
21%
agnosticism
17%
atheism
4%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Hottest Things To Say To A Naked Woman (or Not)

Men’s Health posted an article about The 30 hottest things you can say to a naked woman, and defective yeti followed up with The 30 least hot follow-ups to the 30 hottest things you can say to a naked woman, lol.

My faves are the following:

– “Good morning Cheryl. I mean, um, Sharon.”
– “I’m ready to go again. Too much fiber, I guess.”
– “Damn, I’ve missed you. Hang on while I reload.”
– “I want to kiss/lick/touch every inch of you. Uh, I mean centimeter of you. I keep forgetting you are Canadian — thank god.”
– While looking at moonlight reflecting on the ceiling: “What do you see? I see Gene Hackman.”

LOL…

Boys Kill Friend Using Mortal Kombat Technique

An example of the effect video games can have on children…

A 14-year-old schoolboy has been brutally killed in Latvia’s north-eastern town of Valmiera by friends who say they were inspired by a video game, a spokeswoman for the police in Riga said Tuesday.

They explained that “they used techniques borrowed from the video game ‘Mortal Kombat’ in dealing with their victim”, the spokeswoman, Kristine Mezaraupa said.

[Source: HTTabloid]

This is mad…

Anyway even though this could have been influenced by the Mortal Kombat video game, I don’t think all the blame should be put on the video game manufacturer.

Thousands if not millions of kids worldwide have been playing Mortal Kombat for years, yet we haven’t seen Mortal Kombat killing sprees going on.

A lot of responsibility lies on the parents to filter what their children have access to and to teach them what’s right from wrong, what’s fantasy from reality.

Indian Youth Castrates Self Over Broken Engagement

What the ….?!!

In a shocking incident, a 22-year-old youth of Ahmedabad district castrated himself earlier this week to do away with the root cause of his sexual frustration! Bachu Mafabhai, a resident of Sadatpura in Detroj town, chopped off his penis with a sharp blade on Tuesday morning, which according to his own confession, was to get rid himself of the root cause of his unfulfilled sexual desires that were making life miserable for him.

“I could not sleep for nights on end, I would just keep tossing and turning in bed,” Bachu, who had a broken wedding engagement four years ago, told TNN.

To escape the daily misery unleashed by his unfulfilled desires, Bachu chopped off his sexual organ and buried it near his home.

[Source: Times of India]

I can’t believe this.
This is totally, incredibly stupid.

Train Ride

A little joke…

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly…he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 a.m., he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying “Madam I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,” she replies. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married. “Wow!, That’s a great idea!!” he exclaims.

“Good,” she replies. “Get your own darn blanket!”

After a moment of silence, he farted…

loooool…

Woman Finds Penis In Ketchup Bottle

Now this is extra disgusting and disturbing…

A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood.

[Source: IOL]

I can’t believe this, It’s so so disgusting!
Thank God I don’t really like ketchup in the first place.

This ketchup company should be shutdown for good and they should be sued for every penny.

And hey, sorry if you just had lunch or dinner like I did. I know how you feel.

[Via: Khalil’s Musings]