1- walk really fast when you are going anywhere as to appear something important is going to happen
2- carry a notebook with you at all times. seems like you are suppose to be somewhere taking notes. if at your desk keep it open with a pen on it
3- keep your headset on if you are in your cubicle
4- actually do work but that defeats the purpose. okay more later. any suggestions?
5- shuffle papers
6- look pissed off
7- put up a do not disturb sign when you are browsing the web
8- continually click on a pen
9- walk around with your laptop open, side note: take your laptop home and say you are WFH (working from home)
10- open up Microsoft Word and write blog entries to post later
PFEW..LOTS OF WORK!!
Those i used to critisize for their “nonchalence” in aljama3a alhadaria back home look all of a sudden very honest.
at least they were not trying to look busy, they were just having good time nagging people and asking everybody to come back the day after.
ah casa ya casa..no,seriousely does anybody remember the way they use to deal with our papers..and this cup of tea on the desk.and the sounnd of the chewing-gum…arghh..
but still,they were not hiding.
lazy and proud!
Foulla
PFEW..LOTS OF WORK!!
Those i used to critisize for their “nonchalence” in aljama3a alhadaria back home look all of a sudden very honest.
at least they were not trying to look busy, they were just having good time nagging people and asking everybody to come back the day after.
ah casa ya casa..no,seriousely does anybody remember the way they use to deal with our papers..and this cup of tea on the desk.and the sounnd of the chewing-gum…arghh..
but still,they were not hiding.
lazy and proud!
Foulla
10- open up OpenOffice Writer and write blog entries to post later.
that’s what i do here 😀 hihihi
With juste this 11th point :
11- fix a far deadlines for your tasks to make your bosses feel your are very busy
get a manequin to sit in your cube while you go out for a 2 hour lunch.
noah
http://www.okdork.com
#1, I do that one a lot
12. Ask your friends to call you a lot and everytime present theiselves as from a new company.
13. always forward emails
14. find a solution to disable your mail account or get a virus and let everyone knows and leave the problem to system administrator while you are jumping from an a desk to the other to make some social relations.