Macvaysia passed on this meme to me.
It goes something like this: “What follows is a list of different occupations. The reader must select at least five of them. The reader may add more if they like to the list before they pass it on (after the reader selects five of the items as it was passed to the reader). Of the five selected, the reader is to finish each phrase with what he would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.”
Ok. Here’s the list:
If [Reader] could be a scientist // If [Reader] could be a farmer
If [Reader] could be a musician // If [Reader] could be a doctor
If [Reader] could be a painter // If [Reader] could be a gardener
If [Reader] could be a missionary // If [Reader] could be a chef
If [Reader] could be an architect // If [Reader] could be a linguist
If [Reader] could be a psychologist // If [Reader] could be a librarian
If [Reader] could be an athlete // If [Reader] could be a lawyer
If [Reader] could be an innkeeper // If [Reader] could be a professor
If [Reader] could be a writer // If [Reader] could be a backup dancer
If [Reader] could be a llama-rider // If [Reader] could be a bonnie pirate
If [Reader] could be a midget stripper // If [Reader] could be a proctologist
If [Reader] could be a TV-Chat Show host // If [Reader] could be a pariah
If [Reader] could be an actor // If [Reader] could be a judge
If [Reader] could be a Jedi // If [Reader] could be a mob boss
If [Reader] could be a backup singer // If [Reader] could be a CEO
If [Reader] could be a movie reviewer // If [Reader] could be a monkey
I loved your five, specially the last one 😀
I’ll post my choices very soon, stay tuned 😉
Haha, that’s a cool one MMM. I enjoyed your five too, my favorite being the one about travelling.
‘If I could be a llama-rider, I’d kill the llama and go get myself a camel, after all I’m an Arab and that’s how we’re stereotyped.’
I read kill as kick, and thought ‘how mean’, but its actually kill. Ya haraam, u cant do that! funny how arabs are stereotyped as being camel riders. The only time I saw a camel was in the zoo. 😐