You have 2 cows:
Socialism: The government takes them both and gives you some of their milk.
Fascism: The government takes them both and sells you the milk.
Nazism: The government takes them both and shoots you.
Bureucracy: The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other then spills the milk.
Capitalism: You sell one cow, use the money to buy a bull and breed the remaining cow with the bull, increasing your assets.
Arab Corporation: You sell one cow, then force the other cow to produce 4 times as much milk as usual, then find it shocking when the cow collapses.
Japanese Corporation: You redesign the cows so that they are 10 times smaller, and yet produce 10 times more milk, then design a cartoon character called
that was halarious and oh so true 🙂 i finally understand Global Economics!
Hehe, that’s really funny MMM. Hit the nail on the head 🙂 My fave’s were Capitalism(because I’m pro), Swiss(because it cracked me up), and Russian(because that’s the way to go).
One of the best i’ve seen from u MMM.
Joe
Happy you guys enjoyed it as much as I did 🙂
NEW ZEALAND CAPITALISM:
* You have two cows.
* That one on the left is kind and cute…
LEBANESE CAPITALISM:
* You have no cows
* The Syrians have one cow
* You convince them to sell the cow to the Kuwaitis with a 50% profit
* The Syrians are satisfied with the 50% they made
* The Kuwaitis are happy because you arranged a good deal for them
* Your commission worth TEN cows
SAUDI CAPITALISM
* You buy One Thousand cows
* There is no grass just sand
* You buy European grass for them
* You hire one foreigner to milk them and 100 Saudis to watch him
* The milk cost you 500% more
* You call it “WATANI” and sell it in the local market
EGYPTIAN CAPITALISM
* You have One cow
* You keep telling people you have Ten
http://www.thecapitol.net/Recommended/twocows.htm
SYRIAN CAPITALISM
You have two donkeys
You torture them till they confess they are cows