Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for “normal” people at the Special Olympics?
If you send someone ‘Styrofoam’, how do you pack it?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
[Via another one of those email forwards.]
lol..thanks man for the good laugh
it is george carnel(or whatever was the name:p) right?
LOOOOOL! THAT WAS FUNNY!
Thanks, this is the best way to end the week 🙂
🙂
Not sure, the forward doesn’t mention any names.
And yeah, it’s always nice to end the week with a smile 🙂
His name is George Carlin .. He’s one of my favorites 😀 and a recurring appearance in movies for my favorite director – Kevin Smith.
OOhh so good and clever questions.Actually I would like to learn its answers as well 🙂
Thanks.
LOL, That was great…anymore? I really needed that! Thank you:)
Nice read. Keep it going. Spiderfriend333