LOL…
My favourites are:
2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!”
21.Frown and mutter “gotta go, gotta go” then sigh and say “oops!”
23.Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons.
26.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
38.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
41.Blow spit bubbles.
43.Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
For the full list, go here.
EVIL!
My favorite is pressing the stop button in mid air…
yes!! evil is right.
Reminds me of the time when at school, we were being taught about ‘norms.’ Our teacher one day said that to ‘break’ the norm -go into an elevator and instead of facing the door, face the BACK!! I’ve never done it but I think you can imagine how weird it would look! LOL
The best one I’ve ever heard was:
You get one of thoes fake dog leashes that make it look like you have an “invisible” dog, pour apple juice on the floor, and when people get on, yell “Bad Dog! Very bad dog!”