FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually end in “Fine”
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”
THAT’S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
This is so funny and true…
Thanks to my friend Ahmad for forwarding this to me.
Not to forget “SURPRISE”, which is usually an introduction to a very unpleasant incident, like inviting people over while you’re dead tired, or replacing your own dear stuff with new ones…etc Add to your list also the word “ONLY” that is mostly use to make things sound easier, lol, like I bought a new dress for …..$$ only, or I invited x, y, z, ONLY out for dinner…etc .
Of course.
How could anyone forgot those two, lol
Apparently, your wife’s very fluent in this language. 😛
Drat…the secret’s out…now we women are gonna have to kill you all :p
*sigh*
as if..guys..can’t live with them, can’t openthe pickle jar without them..jeje
Oh well, I guess it’s just in every woman’s DNA 😛
And Alexa, come on, this is no secret. Anyone who has ever known a woman knows this stuff 😛
Do you really have to kill us all?
Women, can’t live with them, can’t live without them…